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xalifornia:

Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

(Source: bbadsuns, via turtlelorde)

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goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

(via vodkakilledtheteens)

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valentine-illest:

luvkardashjennx:

July 19th- Kendall at Chris Brown & Quincy’s Kick’n It For Charity event in Glendale 


Follow valentine-illest for fashion x girls
Your words are
drenched with morphine
how do you expect me
to stop loving you. Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)

(Source: vodkakilledtheteens, via vodkakilledtheteens)

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midorimashintarou:

me to every dog: my son

(Source: ghoulbit, via shaaaazam)

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via shaaaazam)

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